"Technically, I suppose so," Kirk said, having been giving the decorations his own sideways glance. The whole buffet was getting a side-eye, honestly, but he was also pretty damn hungry and not having to cook for himself sounded nice. Especially because he did enjoy a good breakfast...

"Though usually people carve pumpkins to look cute. Maybe even a little bit scary. But not... disturbing."

They almost put him off wanting breakfast.