That's five seconds I could be spending shovelling in more candy! [Will you be his new Dad, Frank? That would be amazing! And bonus: no amount of bullets would kill this new son of yours!

...too soon?]

Uh, of course, it would! But you think if I just ask him, that he'll show me the back door out this place? [Wade's not as stupid as he acts... sometimes.] I decided to aim a little lower with my intel gathering. I'll just slowly work my way up. Next, I've got a few questions about his taint. Then I'll toy with the balls a little.