[ she calls 'em like she sees 'em, buddy. try not to take it so hard. ]

See, now you're just flat out telling me that you can't provide me with the kind of quality pick-up lines that I deserve and then-- well, I start to ask myself: what else can't you provide me with? Now I'm all in my head worried about what else you might be unable to provide me with -- a good movie recommendation, a helpful dinner suggestion, a decent orgasm? I'm afraid it's over before you've even started, my friend. When given the choice to go big or go home, you always go big.

[ and... scene. ]

But, fine, free candy is a bonus.