"Well, that's some weird shit right there. Really?" First time he's ever been accused of being an actual dad. Well, that he can remember anyway. Or in any way that mattered.

He might not have minded it though, once upon a time.

"What, you never had a chick call you daddy before?" He snorts before he throws back his own shot.

"Anyway, I was just giving you a hard time. Don't take it too personal."