Hey, maybe it is a little unfair, but how's he to know what levels Homelander would sink to without all the proper adoration of cameras and arseholes creaming their knickers for him.

The real Hell is this situation. The hooks pull at his flesh and he knows what's coming, but fucking hell... the thought of asking Homelander for anything almost makes the thought of that death worth it.

"This is fucking diabolical of the horned fucker running this place. Here I thought God might've been the biggest cunt of them all." He's rethinking that at the moment, but then if that list of his is to be believed? God's still in the lead for all that.

"Fucking get it over with already, then." That's as close to please as he's getting, and as close as he can get to how messed up this situation is that he's giving fucking Homelander free shots at him.

"Don't keep us waiting."