"You're telling me," Dean says, shaking his head. He's seen weird; weird is, generally, what he does. Hell, he's interacted with all sorts of strange and unusual, including, now, several versions of himself from across several alternate timelines. "You're not...like, some cousin or distant uncle we've never heard about, are you? Does the name Winchester mean anything to you?"

But this is still a new experience for him: someone who isn't Dad who just so happens to look a whole hell of a lot like Dad.

"God, no," he says, shaking his head. "I can dig a lot of things but Daddy Kink ain't it."