I'm not really known for self-sacrifice, my name is Greed, after all.

[Even so, cutting his hand up was probably preferable to whatever might have happened to them if they hadn't played along, if only because their abilities weren't working right here. Greed's had his head bashed off just for funsies at least once, but it probably wasn't a risk he wanted to take now that he was stuck in Bullshitland.]

Now now, they're just doing their jobs. They probably don't get paid enough to have to deal with assholes like us. Am I right, my man?

[On his way out, he reaches up and pats the shoulder of one of the demons, which would probably have been a friendly gesture if it wasn't for the fact that he used the hand that was currently bleeding everywhere. Enjoy getting that stain out, pal.]