[He doesn't know what sadness tastes like. At least, that's what he keeps telling himself. He's just miserable all the time, and bitter, and unhappy, so. Maybe that's what everything tastes like these days.]
I don't care. It's food. [It's a damn shame he lives in New York City because they've got some of the best restaurants in the world, or so he's been told. If he'd given another ten years of his life to the military he might have been able to afford to set foot in one of those restaurants. But he doesn't see food as anything more than sustenance.
Which doesn't mean he'll make her a shitty sandwich, but. It's not winning any Michelin stars. Or even any gold stars for effort. He's back peering into the fridge when he yanks the door open, bread knife in his hand, half-glancing over his shoulder to pretend he cares about her opinion.]
What do you want then? There's-- the fuck is that? [Some kind of... severed anaconda head?] Uh... cold cuts... [He makes a face and shoves the head aside to get to the ham of dubious origins.] Ham, salami. [If she's going to be difficult he's just going to slap a bit of everything on and shove a sandwich at her.]
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I don't care. It's food. [It's a damn shame he lives in New York City because they've got some of the best restaurants in the world, or so he's been told. If he'd given another ten years of his life to the military he might have been able to afford to set foot in one of those restaurants. But he doesn't see food as anything more than sustenance.
Which doesn't mean he'll make her a shitty sandwich, but. It's not winning any Michelin stars. Or even any gold stars for effort. He's back peering into the fridge when he yanks the door open, bread knife in his hand, half-glancing over his shoulder to pretend he cares about her opinion.]
What do you want then? There's-- the fuck is that? [Some kind of... severed anaconda head?] Uh... cold cuts... [He makes a face and shoves the head aside to get to the ham of dubious origins.] Ham, salami. [If she's going to be difficult he's just going to slap a bit of everything on and shove a sandwich at her.]