I think it's kinda the only way to go, at least, right now. Uh, unless further down counts.

[ Clearly the best person with the best advice, yes! ]

I don't think so -- besides, this guy is pretty little. I dunno how much damage she can actually do, you know?

[ Sprinkles is stalking her prey right now, absolutely feeding into this fear. Rest in pieces, Monika-- ]

Nothing to apologize for, silly-- hey, Sprinkles, come back!

[ Sprinkles is not, in fact, going to come back. Instead, as poor Monika freezes up, she slinks closer, deciding that she will now take a seat... upon her shoes. This is her new throne, Monika. This is your life now. ]

Thanks! Yours is too. I think Sprinkles really likes you, by the way!