"Uh, like this exactly, no. Put together some sandwich boards once for a shitty job."
Jessica Jones, Queen of Shitty Jobs, has done a lot of things for a lot of weird temp positions. Including being a sandwich mascot that rescued a kid from a car, and building sign posts and then having to hit people with them.
"Carnival in Hell, though? New on two levels. You?"
She gives a nail a good whack to attach two of the pieces together to make a square frame, and hammers straight through it, breaking both pieces of wood. Sigh. Jessica starts over, more gently.
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Jessica Jones, Queen of Shitty Jobs, has done a lot of things for a lot of weird temp positions. Including being a sandwich mascot that rescued a kid from a car, and building sign posts and then having to hit people with them.
"Carnival in Hell, though? New on two levels. You?"
She gives a nail a good whack to attach two of the pieces together to make a square frame, and hammers straight through it, breaking both pieces of wood. Sigh. Jessica starts over, more gently.