(Both of them are laughing, so it's a win-win, isn't it? Izaya gestures with his head for the man to sit beside him if he so wished. There's always a grin on Izaya's lips, the moment they close to cease laughter is no different.)

Humanity has quite the view of you guys. I myself wasn't a believer, but considering this is a chance of being Hell itself, I might as well change my own view.

(And oh. Who'd thought God was so keen on drugs?)

I do have some stuff back at home, if you'd like to trade.

(Not that he uses any. They're just there in case Izaya decides to drug a fucker.)