Sorry. Definitely dead.

[and. uh. should he even read the last part? time to end on a high note. or something.]

And so he buried him along with his favorite dildo, shaped just like his favorite dick, which belonged to his favorite demon, and roamed the wastes forevermore. And though his holes were forever bereft, he would never forget his forever lover, his forever phallus. The end.

[shit son. that hits home hard. or something. he's trying not to snicker his way through it, give him a second.]