[ And just as she's about to let more tears flow, her next sniffle is cut off by a strange noise, caught somewhere between a honk and a confused squeak. WHAT THE HELL.
Again, she's yanking the book over, staring hard at it and scanning the lines furiously. Sure enough, the words are there in all their phallic glory. Well, then.
After staring at the cover of the book for a while, just to see if there was a hint at what lay inside that she missed, she takes a breath and gingerly places the book on the table. Far away. Very far away. She will not be checking that out. Probably. Maybe. ]
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[ And just as she's about to let more tears flow, her next sniffle is cut off by a strange noise, caught somewhere between a honk and a confused squeak. WHAT THE HELL.
Again, she's yanking the book over, staring hard at it and scanning the lines furiously. Sure enough, the words are there in all their phallic glory. Well, then.
After staring at the cover of the book for a while, just to see if there was a hint at what lay inside that she missed, she takes a breath and gingerly places the book on the table. Far away. Very far away. She will not be checking that out. Probably. Maybe. ]
It's not fun when one of them dies.
[ Yeah, because that's the issue the book has. ]
And stop laughing. It's not funny!