[ An eyebrow goes up. That's a yikes. Like, how's she supposed to know ages with this sort of thing? Half the time she's not even sure if she should call herself a third year or a high school senior or who knows what!

Monika brushes the pumpkin spice off and leans away, letting out a sympathetic noise. ]

So you're a kid.

[ Unlike her, who is a fully grown adult. How sad for him! ]

Sorry, but I think there's a few issues in the way. We're not gonna work out. I'm way too old for you.

[ Is this the world record for her fastest relationship? Probably! ]