[Hey, he'll take a fucked voyeur god with some taste over some self-righteous douchebag who won't even give him (and his very high quality dick) the time of day.]

Anything but fucking Papyrus. Make it tasteful.

[Homelander has had his name on more than a few posters, but he's not exactly well-versed in typography. That's what the design department is for.

Cute offer, though.

He lifts up his shirt just enough to give this little techno-god room to work.]

And, you know what? Let's go with dick. Torture is kinda... generic. Especially around here.