[Wonderful enthusiasm, but, uh. He's painted exactly one French girl naked lady, and that was seven years ago, and he was engaged to them. He could not cope with a cute, naked girl in front of him for like, any length of time.]

While I value authenticity, I'd much rather paint something you could display. You could hardly put up a nude portrait.

[Probably??

He holds up a finger.]

And you'll be able to dress up for it. Cute, elegant, sensual, simple- whatever you prefer.