[oops. sorry. his mistake. totally feels super bad about it. honest.]

You're the one with the gray hair, not me.

[walked right into that one, yes you did. and the next one.]

Okay, old man. I'll make sure to pay my respects from now on.

[but now that he's acting like such a twerp, he feels a lot less guilty about grabbing him by the ear and tugging it a little too hard. he got bullied at the orphanage and did plenty of bullying right back. and as an adult. especially as an adult. maybe even more as an adult.]

And no, no, no. I'm walking you back. 'cause I'm such a gentleman and you deserve door-to-door service.

[just not to his door. pretty big difference there.]