It's always interesting to see how people react to learning that tidbit. Some shudder at the thought, some call him crazy, and some show amusement or even ask to see. Then there are guys like this who manage to remain composed as hell as they spit out some quip, be it impressed or otherwise.

"Four in my dick. If you meant the total everywhere, it's funnier to make people guess. No one ever gets it right." They were in so many different locations, and some well hidden. For instance, no one ever suspects him to have one going entirely through the underside of his tongue, set far back. They only notice the barbell. And some of his surface piercings are always covered up by the bandages on his hands.

The sound of clicking draws his attention, and Noiz shifts his gaze back over to the device as it types up the next sin.