[Look, as far as she’s concerned this is close to ideal. Not as ideal as literal Jesus just erasing one of her sins, but honestly not bad. She gets to choose the sin. She gets control over what she talks about and how.]
Okay so, once my sister and I had to break our dad out of a Russian prison. We thought he had some information we needed so getting him out seemed like the best way to get access to it.
The plan was to get him to come out to the prison yard and we fly in and grab him. Originally the plan involved a jet, but my sister’s friend was only able to get us a shitty helicopter. The plan was also contingent on my father not making a scene, which was impossible. He is not a subtle person. A scene was made and a fight broke out. So, my sister had to get out of the helicopter and go help him.
So I was left to fly the thing alone which would have been fine except the guards kept shooting at me. Which, I know, was to be expected but is still very annoying, you know? I got sick of it and grabbed a rocket launcher and shot it at the watchtower.
It worked very well. They stopped shooting. Unfortunately it also caused an avalanche. Which was very cool. But also dangerous. So I think the best way to avoid that situation in the future would be to not shoot a rocket launcher at a Russian prison in the middle of the Ural Mountains.
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Okay so, once my sister and I had to break our dad out of a Russian prison. We thought he had some information we needed so getting him out seemed like the best way to get access to it.
The plan was to get him to come out to the prison yard and we fly in and grab him. Originally the plan involved a jet, but my sister’s friend was only able to get us a shitty helicopter. The plan was also contingent on my father not making a scene, which was impossible. He is not a subtle person. A scene was made and a fight broke out. So, my sister had to get out of the helicopter and go help him.
So I was left to fly the thing alone which would have been fine except the guards kept shooting at me. Which, I know, was to be expected but is still very annoying, you know? I got sick of it and grabbed a rocket launcher and shot it at the watchtower.
It worked very well. They stopped shooting. Unfortunately it also caused an avalanche. Which was very cool. But also dangerous. So I think the best way to avoid that situation in the future would be to not shoot a rocket launcher at a Russian prison in the middle of the Ural Mountains.