[Yelena has some piercings of her own, though they’re all in her ears. She’s kind of impress by his. She likes self-expression.

Anyway, hopefully he’s buckled in because she starts talking:]

Well, when I was a little baby my biological parents sold me to a secret organization that turned me into an assassin. I lived that way for most of my life until, as an adult, I was able to break free from the organization in question. Once I did I went back and did everything I could to destroy it. I guess whoever put together my contract decided that was disloyalty and a sin.

Which is stupid because the assassinations I performed are also on the list. But whatever. If I had been free to choose my own loyalties I probably would not have been disloyal.