[ Oh, thank God. A stranger who doesn't ask silly questions like "Why?" or "But is that right?" She needed someone who gets her! Though, darn...it would've been great if she'd come across a witch or something. ]

Okay, that's a few points against you. But your enthusiasm is good, so we can work with that. Also... [ She digs around in one of her dress pockets and pulls out a brightly-colored, cheap-looking lighter. All those boxes lying around had some useful stuff! ] I have this.

[ Sliding the lighter back into her pocket, she purses her lips then huffs. ] But it's not enough! I need a big fire.

[ She points off in the distance to where a bunch of construction's going on. ]

We need to burn down...the tunnel of love!

[ Cue dramatic music! ]