[only the lowest of the low would dare damage a card. good thing he can claim the moral high ground in each and every situation and will hear no arguments to the contrary.

kaiba raises an eyebrow before he takes the deck, sifting through it, thinking it can't possibly be that bad... oh, but it is. no wonder he kept playing crap cards at the table. it becomes clear that crap cards are his true calling, to which he can only sigh and sigh deeply. how far his standards must have fallen to admit such a miserably inept student.]

At least you've got the right idea with a few of those dragons, but the rest of it is...

[shit. it's pretty much shit. he can tell he's going to need to mentor the crap out of this kid, if only to save himself the embarrassment.]

So what did you say your name was again...?

[go ahead, manjoume. do your dumbass introduction. he's unwittingly given you the perfect opening.]