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TEST DRIVE MEME #34
Arrival
"Judgement has come upon you. God has deemed you worthy of Hell. But don't worry, it can still be undone," comes a soothing voice that echoes all around you. The voice promises comfort, hope even.
It may seem like a nightmare at first, despite all of that. Full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. Wretched, unseen hands pull at you, grip tight at your body, tighten on your throat, skeletal fingers grab at your face, slide in your mouth and jab at your eyes as they struggle for purchase. It feels like for a moment, they may snap your neck as they tug and pull. The more you resist, the more phantom hands are added to your struggling body.
It feels like they could tear you apart if you let them. The only thing to do is to let go and stop fighting.
And so you do.
Darkness and nothingness consumes you for a second, And it seems to linger for a long time. There is nothing at all. It must be lonely. But it won’t be forever.
Initially, everyone opens their eyes to a long, dark corridor made of stone. They find themselves in what appears to be a long queue with other sinners, palm bloody.
Characters find their bodies feel heavy and stiff, bruised with odd hand prints here and there that they received during their journey down below. A massive headache throbs behind their temples. They are urged forward to take a numbered ticket and wait their turn in the long line. As they're ushered forward through the corridor, their first stop will be to see Lilith, standing outside her office.
The woman in a smart suit and a friendly smile steps forward to greet sinners one by one. "I'm sorry for your rough landing. We've never gotten it quite as smooth as it was in the past. Please, let me see your hand--"
Once she has the sinner's hand, there's the warm, almost electric touch of magic that soothes away the aches and pains, heals the wound left behind on each sinner's palm. Lilith looks satisfied with her work and gives a nod. "There, all better. Please take your care package and continue on until you reach the stairs."
On their way out, sinners receive their 'package', a contract detailing all sins committed. If they look at the list closely enough they'll notice it's written with their blood. That explains the palm wound then. It's an old piece of parchment despite the freshly written letters upon it. They will also receive a slightly more modern smart phone. Think early generation Android and a pamphlet made by other sinners during their stay here with useful tips.
After that, sinners will be ushered on to a set of stairs where a guard waits. "Welcome to Penance," the demon says gruffly before motioning them on without an ounce of courtesy. "Don't hold up the line."
They seem to go on and wind forever, but eventually, they come upon what appears to be a lobby of a hotel. Once there, they will notice several shops and other areas around the front desk.
The demon at the front desk looks rather bored, but when sinners approach? He seems to snap to attention to offer whatever help they might need of him. He will at least direct to food or rooms to rest their wary bodies, or recommend sights to see around the hotel.
Stand Your Ground "Rise and shine, darling!" Lucifer's voice booms within everyone's minds one fine morning, and sinners will almost feel how infectious his good mood is. And what does he not have to feel good about? They've rescued sinners from Mammon's latest antics and now they can hopefully move on with their lives, without any further interference. "Those who have been here for a while will know that the annual Carnival is well on its way. This time, I would like to assure all of you that I have taken every utmost precaution to ensure it's a good event for everyone from beginning to end!"
"Regardless of what my father would like to see, I would like to reward all of you for standing at my side. All of you havedisplayed astounding bravery and care for your fellow sinners and demons alike. This deserves a reward in my book. So no torture, no pain, no zoos to be forced into... just a bit of fun and games. This time, the clowns have been told to mind their manners!"!
Some of the sinners who have been here since the beginning may feel their stomachs clench in fear at the mere thought of a carnival, but the atmosphere is... happy. Demons are being far kinder than they have been in the past, approaching with kinder requests to help. Some may get a little rough around the edges, may shove or criticize or look like they want to hit, but be patient! Hell is all they really know and those old habits die hard at times! They got the spirit at least...
To show their thanks, they're bringing out cans of Speed Energy again (can you guess the secret ingredient?) that will have sinners absolutely buzzing to help. Decorations need to be placed, rides need to be set, tables for vendors and games. It seems like the beginning of some sort of tunnel of love is being put together by Lilith and the sex demons...
Lucifer is even walking around personally supervising and checking in on sinners with enthusiam and warmth. There may be an air of nervousness about him -- he is technically disobeying God and they still haven't found Emmanuel, but he's putting on a brave face at least!
For those who'd rather opt out of manual labor, some of the succubi have set up lemonade stands. They're offering cups for kisses - and don't worry! They're inviting sinners to join in the fun and take over some of the stands!
There's also some late Spring Cleaning going on around the hotel and guests will find boxes of items left outside to rummage through that may include newer clothes, games, and other sources of entertainment. There may even be the odd weapon or two! Staff will not say no if anyone wants to give them a bit of a and with the cleaning and dusting either... it seems the large spiders have come back in to try to spin their webs and stay. Don't worry! Even though they may rival a chihuahua, these guys tend to be docile and friendly. Be careful you don't accidentally adopt a pet!
Reach Up High WARNINGS: blood, torture
"My dear guests!" Lucifer greets as sinners are led to a room with two seats and a table in between. They then will be made to sit by two burly demon escorts.
"What I am asking of you is rather simple... pick a sin from your contract, any sin, and explain how you got to that point. Simple enough, yes? Perhaps gaining a better understanding of what made you sin in the first place will clear a path into avoiding situations like this in the future, as well as form that all too important human connection that I'm told some of you are desperately needing. Please don't try to get out of it... I really would rather not punish you.".
And true to his word, so long as sinners comply and share what made them perform a sin on their list, they'll be let go. If, after five minutes, nothing has been shared, a headache will begin. The pain will gradually increase until it floods the body. Nosebleeds may begin to happen, so will bleeding out the ears or eyes. Eventually, a sinner may even lose a sense for a 24 hour period.
Is it really worth potentially going blind just to get out of a little bit of talking? Come now...
(Effects should begin 5 comments in and gradually worsen until sinners either give in or start to lose one of their senses. After this, they'll be released from the room regardless whether they complied or not)
Follow Me Down
Prompt I WARNINGS: Potentials for sex, aphrodisiacs, non/dub-con, etc.
Club Penance has decided to don a new theme for the night! The theme is lingerie. The staff now wear more modest lingerie reminiscent of the '50s. Elegant, pretty, tantalizing. Or maybe it's just the aphrodisiacs in the air and food that make one feel that way.
They are also insisting everyone else put on lingerie as well. Don't worry! It's not old fashioned and anything that suites your fancy will be available. Try to skip out? Guests will find it magically appear on them... and possibly not in the theme they'd choose for themselves. If magic fails, the staff or local demons may take it upon themselves to slip it on the poor sinner themselves.
Swinging is an event happening tonight. Put your key from Hotel Penance or Hellburbia into a hat, another sinner draws it out... whoever gets your key will be your lucky partner for the night for any kind of fun! Sinners may find their keys disappearing and appearing in the hat entirely without their knowledge... but staff will be very persistent about follow-through! There will be rooms available for fun in the Club, for those who'd rather not go back to their personal rooms.
Other than that, oddly enough tables have been set up for romantic dinners, private rooms are available for sexual activities (not all of these are vanilla. There are toys and machines and anything else one could want, including costumes or things to suit any fetish). There's also live entertainment in the form of dancing or sexual performances on stages around the club. Volunteers are more than welcome!
For those not partnered up, there's speed dating where demons will lead a prospective partner to your table for a little bit of a chat and a drink. They may not always get your tastes spot on, but hopefully it's entertaining for all involved! if sinners find their drinks seem to have a little extra aphrodisiac added to them, oh well. It was probably an honest mistake.
Those who are attached, either via Casino Styx or through other means may find themselves growing oddly loving or possessive of one another. Jealousy and the urge to claim their partner (even in public) will grow substantially throughout the night. While it may not always result in violence and instead be enthusiastically embraced by both parties, it may also result in the urge to leave marks or claim in darker ways. Collaring their partners, leaving their names, etc. They're yours and don't you want everyone to know that?
Alcohol does flow freely around the club and usual demonic drugs or party drugs are available on demand.
Prompt II WARNINGS: Alcohol and drug abuse, potential non-con/dub-con
With all the sinners, new and old, the hotel bar will be lit up with activity. Drinks will be readily available, there's food in the kitchens if anyone wants to bother serving it, music will be blaring whenever there's electricity, and overall, there will be an energy to the atmosphere that's absolutely contagious. Even if you aren't typically inclined to linger at these sorts of events there may be be a certain pull to stay and have a bit of fun.
You might not get much of a chance to have that in Hell, after all. One drink won't hurt, right? Nor will one more after that, and after that. Ah, sweet gluttony. Why not have a pastry next? There's some delectable sweets available just a few steps away. More of a meat person? Like things salty? Fear not, it looks like someone graciously brought all sorts of snacks and foodstuffs from the kitchens to the bar as the night progresses. Indulge! You deserve it.
Similar to Club Penance, the bar also has every sort of drug available that might tickle your fancy and some you've never heard of. There's no harm in experimenting, is there? You're already in Hell. The staff will offer to show anyone how to use the drugs or give advice for what to try if you tell them what you want to experience. Shockingly, they won't lie! Their advice is good word its just you might not have been exactly prepared for it.
There's a stage and a karaoke machine for those feeling brave or just wanting to torture people with some sweet, sweet renditions of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
There are tables set up for all sorts of gambling and various bar games to entertain yourself with. Since currency as most are familiar with it doesn't quite exist down here, most of the demons seem to be accepting bits of your soul or offers to do chores around the hotel. You may also get pulled into a fun game of strip poker against one of your fellow guests for a few succubi that are having a night out.
Relax and enjoy your night. Coming here and facing your sins is the hard part, so surely you deserve to have a little fun.
Wildcard/Misc. Don't see something you love but still want to get a feel for the game? Check out our extensive list of LOCATIONS and write up your very own prompt however you'd like to! You can also add a "NETWORK" post option to your TL for quick, easy, and fun interactions or sample threads.
Thanks for clicking on our May TDM! As always, potential appers and characters already in game are welcomed to jump right in! This TDM counts as an additional game event as well as game canon for those coming into the game. If you app and are accepted, TDM tags become game canon and can be used for AC! Please have fun and don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have down below.
If you have questions, comments, suggestions, etc., go here.
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It may seem like a nightmare at first, despite all of that. Full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. Wretched, unseen hands pull at you, grip tight at your body, tighten on your throat, skeletal fingers grab at your face, slide in your mouth and jab at your eyes as they struggle for purchase. It feels like for a moment, they may snap your neck as they tug and pull. The more you resist, the more phantom hands are added to your struggling body.
It feels like they could tear you apart if you let them. The only thing to do is to let go and stop fighting.
And so you do.
Darkness and nothingness consumes you for a second, And it seems to linger for a long time. There is nothing at all. It must be lonely. But it won’t be forever.
Initially, everyone opens their eyes to a long, dark corridor made of stone. They find themselves in what appears to be a long queue with other sinners, palm bloody.
Characters find their bodies feel heavy and stiff, bruised with odd hand prints here and there that they received during their journey down below. A massive headache throbs behind their temples. They are urged forward to take a numbered ticket and wait their turn in the long line. As they're ushered forward through the corridor, their first stop will be to see Lilith, standing outside her office.
The woman in a smart suit and a friendly smile steps forward to greet sinners one by one. "I'm sorry for your rough landing. We've never gotten it quite as smooth as it was in the past. Please, let me see your hand--"
Once she has the sinner's hand, there's the warm, almost electric touch of magic that soothes away the aches and pains, heals the wound left behind on each sinner's palm. Lilith looks satisfied with her work and gives a nod. "There, all better. Please take your care package and continue on until you reach the stairs."
On their way out, sinners receive their 'package', a contract detailing all sins committed. If they look at the list closely enough they'll notice it's written with their blood. That explains the palm wound then. It's an old piece of parchment despite the freshly written letters upon it. They will also receive a slightly more modern smart phone. Think early generation Android and a pamphlet made by other sinners during their stay here with useful tips.
After that, sinners will be ushered on to a set of stairs where a guard waits. "Welcome to Penance," the demon says gruffly before motioning them on without an ounce of courtesy. "Don't hold up the line."
They seem to go on and wind forever, but eventually, they come upon what appears to be a lobby of a hotel. Once there, they will notice several shops and other areas around the front desk.
The demon at the front desk looks rather bored, but when sinners approach? He seems to snap to attention to offer whatever help they might need of him. He will at least direct to food or rooms to rest their wary bodies, or recommend sights to see around the hotel.
Stand Your Ground "Rise and shine, darling!" Lucifer's voice booms within everyone's minds one fine morning, and sinners will almost feel how infectious his good mood is. And what does he not have to feel good about? They've rescued sinners from Mammon's latest antics and now they can hopefully move on with their lives, without any further interference. "Those who have been here for a while will know that the annual Carnival is well on its way. This time, I would like to assure all of you that I have taken every utmost precaution to ensure it's a good event for everyone from beginning to end!"
"Regardless of what my father would like to see, I would like to reward all of you for standing at my side. All of you havedisplayed astounding bravery and care for your fellow sinners and demons alike. This deserves a reward in my book. So no torture, no pain, no zoos to be forced into... just a bit of fun and games. This time, the clowns have been told to mind their manners!"!
Some of the sinners who have been here since the beginning may feel their stomachs clench in fear at the mere thought of a carnival, but the atmosphere is... happy. Demons are being far kinder than they have been in the past, approaching with kinder requests to help. Some may get a little rough around the edges, may shove or criticize or look like they want to hit, but be patient! Hell is all they really know and those old habits die hard at times! They got the spirit at least...
To show their thanks, they're bringing out cans of Speed Energy again (can you guess the secret ingredient?) that will have sinners absolutely buzzing to help. Decorations need to be placed, rides need to be set, tables for vendors and games. It seems like the beginning of some sort of tunnel of love is being put together by Lilith and the sex demons...
Lucifer is even walking around personally supervising and checking in on sinners with enthusiam and warmth. There may be an air of nervousness about him -- he is technically disobeying God and they still haven't found Emmanuel, but he's putting on a brave face at least!
For those who'd rather opt out of manual labor, some of the succubi have set up lemonade stands. They're offering cups for kisses - and don't worry! They're inviting sinners to join in the fun and take over some of the stands!
There's also some late Spring Cleaning going on around the hotel and guests will find boxes of items left outside to rummage through that may include newer clothes, games, and other sources of entertainment. There may even be the odd weapon or two! Staff will not say no if anyone wants to give them a bit of a and with the cleaning and dusting either... it seems the large spiders have come back in to try to spin their webs and stay. Don't worry! Even though they may rival a chihuahua, these guys tend to be docile and friendly. Be careful you don't accidentally adopt a pet!
Reach Up High WARNINGS: blood, torture
"My dear guests!" Lucifer greets as sinners are led to a room with two seats and a table in between. They then will be made to sit by two burly demon escorts.
"What I am asking of you is rather simple... pick a sin from your contract, any sin, and explain how you got to that point. Simple enough, yes? Perhaps gaining a better understanding of what made you sin in the first place will clear a path into avoiding situations like this in the future, as well as form that all too important human connection that I'm told some of you are desperately needing. Please don't try to get out of it... I really would rather not punish you.".
And true to his word, so long as sinners comply and share what made them perform a sin on their list, they'll be let go. If, after five minutes, nothing has been shared, a headache will begin. The pain will gradually increase until it floods the body. Nosebleeds may begin to happen, so will bleeding out the ears or eyes. Eventually, a sinner may even lose a sense for a 24 hour period.
Is it really worth potentially going blind just to get out of a little bit of talking? Come now...
(Effects should begin 5 comments in and gradually worsen until sinners either give in or start to lose one of their senses. After this, they'll be released from the room regardless whether they complied or not)
Follow Me Down
Prompt I WARNINGS: Potentials for sex, aphrodisiacs, non/dub-con, etc.
Club Penance has decided to don a new theme for the night! The theme is lingerie. The staff now wear more modest lingerie reminiscent of the '50s. Elegant, pretty, tantalizing. Or maybe it's just the aphrodisiacs in the air and food that make one feel that way.
They are also insisting everyone else put on lingerie as well. Don't worry! It's not old fashioned and anything that suites your fancy will be available. Try to skip out? Guests will find it magically appear on them... and possibly not in the theme they'd choose for themselves. If magic fails, the staff or local demons may take it upon themselves to slip it on the poor sinner themselves.
Swinging is an event happening tonight. Put your key from Hotel Penance or Hellburbia into a hat, another sinner draws it out... whoever gets your key will be your lucky partner for the night for any kind of fun! Sinners may find their keys disappearing and appearing in the hat entirely without their knowledge... but staff will be very persistent about follow-through! There will be rooms available for fun in the Club, for those who'd rather not go back to their personal rooms.
Other than that, oddly enough tables have been set up for romantic dinners, private rooms are available for sexual activities (not all of these are vanilla. There are toys and machines and anything else one could want, including costumes or things to suit any fetish). There's also live entertainment in the form of dancing or sexual performances on stages around the club. Volunteers are more than welcome!
For those not partnered up, there's speed dating where demons will lead a prospective partner to your table for a little bit of a chat and a drink. They may not always get your tastes spot on, but hopefully it's entertaining for all involved! if sinners find their drinks seem to have a little extra aphrodisiac added to them, oh well. It was probably an honest mistake.
Those who are attached, either via Casino Styx or through other means may find themselves growing oddly loving or possessive of one another. Jealousy and the urge to claim their partner (even in public) will grow substantially throughout the night. While it may not always result in violence and instead be enthusiastically embraced by both parties, it may also result in the urge to leave marks or claim in darker ways. Collaring their partners, leaving their names, etc. They're yours and don't you want everyone to know that?
Alcohol does flow freely around the club and usual demonic drugs or party drugs are available on demand.
Prompt II WARNINGS: Alcohol and drug abuse, potential non-con/dub-con
With all the sinners, new and old, the hotel bar will be lit up with activity. Drinks will be readily available, there's food in the kitchens if anyone wants to bother serving it, music will be blaring whenever there's electricity, and overall, there will be an energy to the atmosphere that's absolutely contagious. Even if you aren't typically inclined to linger at these sorts of events there may be be a certain pull to stay and have a bit of fun.
You might not get much of a chance to have that in Hell, after all. One drink won't hurt, right? Nor will one more after that, and after that. Ah, sweet gluttony. Why not have a pastry next? There's some delectable sweets available just a few steps away. More of a meat person? Like things salty? Fear not, it looks like someone graciously brought all sorts of snacks and foodstuffs from the kitchens to the bar as the night progresses. Indulge! You deserve it.
Similar to Club Penance, the bar also has every sort of drug available that might tickle your fancy and some you've never heard of. There's no harm in experimenting, is there? You're already in Hell. The staff will offer to show anyone how to use the drugs or give advice for what to try if you tell them what you want to experience. Shockingly, they won't lie! Their advice is good word its just you might not have been exactly prepared for it.
There's a stage and a karaoke machine for those feeling brave or just wanting to torture people with some sweet, sweet renditions of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
There are tables set up for all sorts of gambling and various bar games to entertain yourself with. Since currency as most are familiar with it doesn't quite exist down here, most of the demons seem to be accepting bits of your soul or offers to do chores around the hotel. You may also get pulled into a fun game of strip poker against one of your fellow guests for a few succubi that are having a night out.
Relax and enjoy your night. Coming here and facing your sins is the hard part, so surely you deserve to have a little fun.
Wildcard/Misc. Don't see something you love but still want to get a feel for the game? Check out our extensive list of LOCATIONS and write up your very own prompt however you'd like to! You can also add a "NETWORK" post option to your TL for quick, easy, and fun interactions or sample threads.
Thanks for clicking on our May TDM! As always, potential appers and characters already in game are welcomed to jump right in! This TDM counts as an additional game event as well as game canon for those coming into the game. If you app and are accepted, TDM tags become game canon and can be used for AC! Please have fun and don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have down below.
If you have questions, comments, suggestions, etc., go here.
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Monika | Doki Doki Literature Club
[ This cannot stand. This is an affront aimed directly at her! Because while she'd hate anything to do with the Carnival on principle--thank you, last year's, for all those traumatic memories--one part of this sordid mess can't be allowed to exist. No matter how much she believed in the power of love, no matter how much she was an expert at romance...
The tunnel of love cannot be allowed to exist.
Her attempts at destruction started simple, mainly gently pleading with the demons putting it together to, you know, stop. Clearly, it doesn't dissuade them, so she graduates up to attempting to steal pieces of the tunnel itself. She was never programmed to be some amazing thief, however, so again. Thwarted.
Today's attempt involves a flaming bottle of alcohol. The library taught her all about Molotov cocktails! This will surely slow everything down!
...She throws it onto a soft spot of ground, and the flame eventually sputters out. Noticing this, the demons shout at her to leave and angrily shoo her far, far away.
But she will not! be! deterred! If her antics haven't already attracted enough attention, her running up to whoever's closest surely will. ]
Do you know how to start a fire? I need to start a fire! Or...do you have a bomb?
[ That tunnel of love has it coming! ]
lemonade mouth (cw: kissing Monika)
O-Oh, I'm not really that thirsty--
[ But her protests are ignored, and she's found herself firmly in place at a lemonade stand. Which, really, it's not the worst thing in the world, getting some easy kisses, but those sex demons always lead her into trouble! She doesn't even want to be here!
...Kisses are really, really nice, though.
So, if she has to do this, it's going to be done her way. She snags up a piece of cardboard and a marker, then decides to make her own "special menu" that she props up against the crate of lemons for everyone to see. The "prices" are as follows:
kiss on the back of my hand ~ water with lemon
kiss on my cheek ~ unsweetened lemonade
kiss on my lips ~ the best lemonade ever
a date ~ any way you want it ♥
With a satisfied smile, she sets her chin on her interlocked fingers and leans forward to wait patiently. Surely there will be tons of takers!
Because, yes, the kiss doctor is now in. ]
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[ If you'd like to plot/come up with something else, feel free to hit me at
burning love
I don't have a bomb. And I don't know how to make a fire. Unless you have a fire already. Then you can burn wood from it. Or use a match!
Surely we can find something?
[But however they might need to search, Doll wants to help make this happen.]
What are we going to [Doll smirks as her tone curls around the word, lovingly] burn?
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Okay, that's a few points against you. But your enthusiasm is good, so we can work with that. Also... [ She digs around in one of her dress pockets and pulls out a brightly-colored, cheap-looking lighter. All those boxes lying around had some useful stuff! ] I have this.
[ Sliding the lighter back into her pocket, she purses her lips then huffs. ] But it's not enough! I need a big fire.
[ She points off in the distance to where a bunch of construction's going on. ]
We need to burn down...the tunnel of love!
[ Cue dramatic music! ]
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Don't take points from me! I'm worth more points. [Pause.] What are the points for? Do I win a prize?
[Doll turns and looks. At least it's mostly made of wood!] Ooo! That will go down, easy. A small fire can get it started. [Too bad she doesn't know about aerosol cans.]
Did love hurt you? [That's usually what loves does, after all. Except Doll, so she thinks. She'll help burn the tunnel down, regardless. In fact, she goes to a nearby pile of wood waiting for a stall and swipes a piece of wood.]
no subject
I can totally take points! I'm the leader of this mission! [ And she's always the leader no matter what, so don't argue! ] The points prove your worthiness. I'll give you more depending on how good your help is!
[ Says the person who has no idea what the heck she's doing. ]
And I'll answer that question if you can get us close enough to do something. Those jerks know me by sight now.
[ She makes a face at the wood that's been grabbed. ] What's your name and qualifications?
[ Important interview questions, you know. ]
no subject
You're not my leader. [Doll says this with completely certainty and a lift of her chin. Butttt...she gives Monika a sly look at the idea of getting more points.]
Maybe you should stay here, then. They might think something's amiss. Have you tried this before?
My name is Doll. And my qualifications are I make the fire for Lord Uriel's tea everyday. [She answers them with all the importance, too.]
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[ She could, obviously. But she won't. ]
I'll follow along and watch from a hiding spot, just to make sure you're being helpful. Anyway, I'm Monika, and befriending me is going to be a great asset for you! If you're successful, then--
[ Pause. ]
...Your qualifications for fire-making is just making tea? With a name like that, I thought you were in some underground terrorist organization or something!
no subject
[Doll flails her arms, before raising her voice, which is not at all ladylike.] I am not a terrorist! How could someone this adorable be a terrorist?
And I do it everyday. I'm an expert fire maker!
no subject
[ Still ignoring the rules thing, lalala, can't hear you, underling~ ]
If you're an expert, then make me a fire right here and now. [ She points to the ground. ] An expert should be able to do it any time, anywhere!
[ She adds obnoxiously: ] And fiiine, you're an uncute terrorist~
[ Which hurts to say. Doll is absolutely adorable. A mess, but adorable. ]
no subject
But I don't have to show you anything if you're such a failure of a leader.
[She is a total mess. Doll huffs in air, hands fists in the skirts of her dress, swishing it a little as she pulls herself up to to look right into Monika's eyes.]
I'm totally cute! You're...you're the uncute! [She crosses her arms and looks away at that. Same, though. Monika is totally cute. But it feels more satisfying to say.]
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...And actually, don't question her leadership, either! ]
You can't show me anything... [ --Monika gets in Doll's face to glare right back, no matter if she's looking or not-- ] ...because you suck at making fires!
[ She's leader! She's decreed it so! No disagreement allowed! ]
I bet you can't even light a match!
no subject
Hmph! [Monika gets in her face, says she can't light a fire at all, and Doll whips her head around. Monika might get a full face of curly black hair if she doesn't move out of the way.] I don't know what a match is! But I can totally set things on fire!
[Doll stomps off, grabs two specific rocks from the ground, and heads forward, the demons not paying attention to her at all.]
[By a pile of wood, she flicks the rocks together, angrily. Sparks already fly! Monika asked for this fire, after all.]
no subject
Afterwards, she's left staring in disbelief. She barks out a laugh. ]
Oh my God. Are you a cavewoman? I have got to see this!
[ Crossing her arms, she settles in to watch Little Miss Firestarter do her thing. If you can count this as doing anything. Because she's not! ]
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Hahaha, we should probably ask what happens if you try to burn the Tunnel of Love down?
LOL i never intended for her to succeed so idk! i'm always down for consequences tho 😏
It can still die out and she doesn't succeed AND consequences? But Doll is going to try to run
yes to all that! and definitely run Doll lmao
lol, exit Doll!
Lemonade mouth
As seems to be the norm, though, Monika manages to do something a bit more eye-catching. That, and he might as well get some lemonade out of this offer. ]
Still want that date?
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[ Much to her detriment. And to the detriment of others. She's more of a love menace, really. ]
Are you finally interested~?
[ Bonus: this'll probably be a great time to finally learn how to make lemonade! ]
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I've found a source of bullets. Still wanna learn to shoot?
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Do I?! You better believe it! I've got so much stress I need to work off!
[ Eagerly, she circles around him, almost like she's trying to sniff out the scent of these wonderful bullets. It probably has a distinct one she needs to learn to pick up on! ]
I've heard there might be weapons in all those boxes sitting outside. Is that where you found bullets? I bet I could find a gun of my own if I looked hard enough!
[ No one will ever bother her again! ]
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Ah, no. Didn't know about that. We'll see if we can't find one. But ... [ and he crosses his arms, ] what about my lemonade?
[ No lemonade, no date. ]
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You actually want some?
[ Who'd choose that over being destructive?! Pouting, she trudges her way back into the stand. It sure was tempting to steal some of the lemonade from some of the other stands and hand that over... ]
Fiiiine. How do you want it?
[ But how hard can it be to make some, really? Can't she just dump half a lemon and some sugar in a cup of water? ]
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Just regular lemonade's fine. Never had real lemonade.
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[ Really inspiring confidence, there.
Thankfully, the demons were kind enough to give her a recipe, which she manages to dig out from under the cooler of ice near her feet. How it got there, who knows, but all that matters is she has it now! ]
Okay! So first I, er... [ She squints at the sheet. ] Juice some lemons. Right. I can do that. I cooked plenty in Hellburbia!
[ Cooked plenty, sure, but she didn't cook well. Squalo kept the poor Mutou family alive.
She picks up a lemon and the juicer she has, stares at the lemon, stares at the juicer, stares at the lemon...
With a shrug, she pulls over a cutting board and starts hacking away, then does her best to get some juice out of the quarters. ]
Do you ever stop to think about how someone took this totally sour thing [ --she holds up a lemon piece-- ] and randomly stuck it in their mouth and decided it was edible?
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Take it from me, people will always try everything that looks edible. Especially if they're hungry.
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[ Philosophical thoughts on food aside, whoever gets the lemonade Monika eventually churns out would need to be pretty desperate, too. It's cloudy in an unpleasant way, somehow full of lemon chunks, and there's a definite pile of undissolved sugar hidden under the ice. But hey, it's lemonade! Maybe?
With a bright smile, she holds it out. Lucky you, Mordy! ]
One cup of lemon-date, just for you~
[ Get it? Because the lemonade's getting her a date? Ha! She should write that one down. ]
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See, he's never actually had real lemonade, but he's pretty sure it's not meant to look like this. ]
Don't think the lemonade business is for you.
[ But he'll have a sip anyway and--
It's sour. Pretty damn sour. But at least it tastes something, so even though his face scrunches up with it, he has another sip. ]
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[ She followed the recipe to the letter! Sure, she cut the lemons a little funky, and she figured she'd add a bit more sugar for balance, and maybe the amount of lemon juice called for seemed like too little, but she still produced lemonade, didn't she? That has to count for something! ]
No shooting at things for me, then...?
[ And she had so many people she wanted to pretend to kill! ]
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