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Homelander (without the 'The') ([personal profile] laserbaby) wrote in [community profile] penancememes 2022-08-28 09:41 pm (UTC)

[That's--a really unfair question. He's only at the start of his career, and he's been stuck in hellhole mindfuck central for the past few months. What has he saved lately? Well, there were a couple of demons he rescued from a hostage situation... and a donkey.

Doesn't quite measure up to that lofty saving humanity claim of hers, does it.]


I haven't faced a world-ending threat just yet.

[He shoots her a sour look before downing his shot. He immediately makes a face; eugh, it tastes like cinnamon-flavored medicine.]

Alien robots? They didn't happen to transform into highly merchandisable cars and airplanes, did they?

[There. He'll just imply that she's full of shit. That'll do the trick.]

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