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Homelander (without the 'The') ([personal profile] laserbaby) wrote in [community profile] penancememes 2022-08-30 10:49 pm (UTC)

[It's not really luck when the lottery is rigged, but there's no sense getting into that messy territory.]

I'm, uh-- [A moment of hesitation.] I'm John.

[He usually introduces himself as Homelander, but without the suit to back it up, it's just a mouthful that's far too likely to prompt a sarcastic comment. Especially from her.]

Is your superhero name Vibrator orr...?

[There's a juvenile clumsiness to the joke's delivery, but he soldiers through his own awkwardness. Look at him, being a big boy and referencing sex toys!]

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