[ He doesn’t justify that comment on his age with a reply - the teleportation mystery is more important. He trots down the stairs again to where they appeared from, peering about for any clues ]

Ten days after I arrived the hotel was overtaken by lava - apparently a punishment from God. We were all shipped to an island for a month and when we returned the hotel was as good as new.

[ He rolls his eyes ]

Obviously that was an illusion to hide this damage

[ Speaking of illusions… ]

That key that keeps appearing in your hand - what is it? Where’s it coming from?