“I've had way more before and held my balance much better, is the problem. I have an almost superhuman tolerance for alcohol, and by that I mean I don't technically have an enhanced metabolism but I'm east European so it's almost the same thing.”

Where's the lie?

“but yeah, finding mints, I'd even take those low quality ones that taste like they come out of a vending machine because they're better than the aftertaste in my mouth right now.”