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TEST DRIVE MEME #4


ARRIVAL

You remember a dream.

Or maybe nightmare is more accurate.

It was full of hellfire nipping at your skin and a sensation of being pulled down no matter how much you struggle or cry for help. There's a voice that feels like it's coming from all around you at once. Contrasting with the nightmare unfolding around you, it's smooth as silk. It makes you want to listen with every bit of attention you can muster in the moment.

"Judgement has come upon you, but not to worry. It can still be undone."

The voice promises you redemption for your sins. It promises you a better life and everything you could ever want, if only you just stop struggling so much.

And so you do.


Everyone wakes up in the same room initially. The room is done up in red with a cushy bed, a window, an old TV in the corner on a desk, and a few Hieronymus Bosch paintings lining the wall. There's a bathroom to clean up in and any belongings will be sat around the room to be gathered later. There's a duffel bag provided for your convenience.

After feeling a sensation of falling or dropping onto the bed, characters wake up feeling like they've just slept for a week. Their body will feel heavy and stiff, they'll have a massive headache at first.

They'll quickly notice the list of their sins written with their blood on a bedside table on an old piece of parchment. This will mean the list is tied to them and can't be changed or tampered with. They'll also receive their device to connect with others and the network. It won't be anything terribly fancy. As a matter of fact, it looks like a very old Blackberry type phone.

Once characters are ready to leave the room, they'll head down long, winding halls. They're dimly lit and ominous feeling. They may encounter fellow sinners or demonic staff that will direct the newcomer down to the lobby to get their actual room key to settle in. They may be pushy, they may border on courteous. It really just depends on the mood of the staff at the time and how they're treated in return. Eventually, everyone comes to stairs that lead downward.



Once down to the lobby, you'll notice the front desk manned by a demon who looks bored out of its mind. To the side of him is the door to the kitchen where guests may help themselves. To the right is a small duty free shop that seems to have a surprisingly normal, expected stock of items. Look around a bit further, there will be a tiny bar tucked in through a corner door. It seems pretty well-stocked and best of all, self-serve if you want to get away from your demonic hosts for a bit. Of course there's some seating, bar games, and a jukebox tucked in the corner if you'd rather stay and socialize a bit.

Please note that all the songs on the jukebox are appropriately hell-themed. Hopefully Sympathy for the Devil is universally loved.

STAND YOUR GROUND

Prompt I

It seems like not long after everyone has either returned from the maze or arrived fresh to hell that the storms started yet again. A bit more sporadically and not the constant downpour of the previous month, but it's still blood and fire raining from the skies, along with claps of thunder and lightning strikes that seem far too close for comfort. Fortunately, there's not as much flooding this time. Unfortunately, a particularly loud clap of thunder and lightning that strikes close to the hotel seems to leave it and surrounding establishments in the dark. Quickly, the hotel becomes a cold place, urging all guests to to move to the lobby for some warmth.

A roaring fire will be going and there will be hot drinks and snacks kindly provided by the staff while they try to work on correcting the problem.

Eventually, some rather panicked goblin-like demons come rushing up from the basement. They're half-singed and dirty looking from their adventure, so it doesn't seem to bode well for the power returning any time soon. Guests who listen closely will hear the demons apologizing profusely for 'letting them escape' and much more worrisome than that, about how it looks like there might have been some tampering going on down there. The staff is quick to tell the demons to hush and go, not to worry the guests or let word get back to Lucifer.

Once that whole scene is squared away, the staff will be urging guests to volunteer and pushing them into a drafty, creepy basement with nothing but candles and flashlights to lead the way.

It's okay, they reassure, it's not that bad down there! The lights provided all seem to flicker dangerously though, almost completely going out at times, as you descend creaky stairs to a lower level. Apparently the demons are tired of risking their hide to get the power back on, but they're quite happy to risk all the guests'.

The basement is slightly flooded in some areas, bloody rain making its way through cracks in the foundation. It reeks of dampness and mold. There are things that skitter in the corner of your eye as you venture in further. Rats, bugs, and a few smaller beasts.

No one will be given more to go on than they're looking for a breaker box to reset, and hopefully, that'll get everything back up and running again. Unfortunately, there are so many twists and turns that it gets confusing after a while... How come the basement looks much bigger than it has any right to be anyway?

The basement is also jam packed with boxes just begging to be gone through. Most of them just seem to house an odd amount of clothing and what may be personal items left from previous guests, others hold decidedly more satanic and occult items. But if there's anything you're looking for in particular, from jewelry to a coat to a rad new walkman, you'll probably find it down here.

Keep going and you'll come across a room with a heavy steel door. If anyone should venture inside, they'll see a dungeon inside. There are demons chained to the walls in various ways, strung from the ceiling, or caged up that seem to be wasting away and forgotten. If they notice you, they'll try to plead with you to let them out, bribing you with information on Lucifer that no one else knows, but it's probably for the best you don't. There seem to be a few free spaces waiting for new additions after all... and besides, they've got to be locked down there for a reason, right?

Let them go against all better judgement and they'll most likely just rattle something off while they take off running as quick as they can.

Listen closely enough and you might hear tortured screams as they're presumably killed upon reaching the main floor of the lobby. It was probably inevitably, so don't blame yourself.

Anyway, moving on you keep going past the dungeon, and you'll finally find the room with the furnace and breakers to reset. It shouldn't take long to flip them back, but they'll continue to trip on and off for a while and may require multiple groups to make a return trek down to reset them until the demons finally correct the issues with the wiring that is causing these outages.

Speaking of issues with the wiring and what may have caused them... Hang around the bar or lobby enough, or around any area of the community, and you may hear muttering of something called The Veiled Order from beyond the gates. Some of the demons seem excited, others seem nervous. If asked, the demons may brush guests off. If drunk enough or given proper incentive, they may tell a story about a group of rebellious demons that Lucifer tried to cast out. They were damned to live in the burnt forests outside the gates, but sometimes, they still cause trouble.

Apparently, they thought they could be better rulers than Lucifer and were quite discontent with how he maintains Hell.

Some may say they're worried the Order is causing mischief by messing with the hotel, having had ample opportunity to sneak back within the gates. Others will laugh heartily and insist that it's a dumb tale to scare young demons, nothing more. Certainly nothing to worry about.

Another thing guests may overhear or bribe out of demons around the bar or club is talk about the call of infernal nightmares. If pressed for more info, the demons won't give much beyond the fact that it's a miserable thing, entirely miserable.

Prompt II

Apparently what the goblin-like demons accidentally set free are strange demons that possess fungi, dust, and dirt. They don't seem to quite be from this world, but they're called Coal Tars apparently. They're harmless creatures for the most part, but they do have a love of following around people with dark or sinister natures.

The staff will be offering a reward of a gourmet dinner of the guest's choice if anyone around the hotel will help to capture these little pests and bring them to the front desk. Afterwards, they'll be returned to the basement and locked away again.

Otherwise, people are free to ignore them or laugh at the people who can't seem to shake the little creatures following them around.

Careful though, breathing them in can make your lungs rot. Nasty way to go probably.

REACH UP HIGH

Prompt I
Warnings: cutting, blood, torture.

Whether you've been here for months or you're freshly arrived, your demonic overlord expects some participation. You can try and shirk the responsibility, of course. You can bargain your way out of it for a while. But eventually, you may find yourself trapped in a room just off the gym that's been fondly dubbed the torture room. It has all manner of equipment in there, along with an iron maiden even.

But don't worry about any of that right now. It probably won't be used.

You can try the door, but even with super human strength or every lock picking skill in the book, you won't be able to open it.

It soon becomes apparent what you're supposed to do soon enough when someone else is eventually shoved in with you. Both of your lists of sins will appear on a table that's been placed in the center of the room with two handy knives. You can choose to guard these or not care at all that they're on display.

"Know that honesty is a good place to start on your road to redemption. Sure, it can be terrifying at first, but that's why you've been given a partner in this journey. Pick up your knives and carve at least one sin into each other's flesh. Help in the journey to be candid with everyone you should meet here!"

The voice echoes all around you again, just like in the nightmare, and once again there's the pull to give in. This voice really does seem like it has your best interests at heart.

"If you need a bit of encouragement, we'll be giving it shortly."

It isn't a lie or idle threat either. The longer you wait to do what's been requested of you, the more shallow cuts that will appear on both of your bodies. Are you really prepared to endure this pain when giving in would be so much easier?

And more than that, are you willing to let another suffer along with you?

Eventually, the cuts will stop if you suffer them long enough, but you'll have failed this challenge and sustained more damage than if you'd just gone along with it. Satan will also be very disappointed in you.

Prompt II

"A generous nature is an important part of being a righteous person. Greed is a sin my Father frowns on quite a bit. What I ask you to do today is to go out and find a gift for that special someone or friend of yours and give them something to smile over."

With the items available in the basement and the shop in the hotel carrying a few new items, Lucifer would like to spread the good will of gift giving. It doesn't matter if you're not well acquainted with each other yet. You don't need to be! Anyone can spread cheer by giving a gift.

And if you don't, expect to be in excruciating pain for a few hours, and struggling for a breath. If you can't share a gift, then you don't deserve to share all that oxygen, do you?


FOLLOW ME DOWN

Prompt I
Warnings: Alcohol and drug abuse, potential non-con/dub-con.

With all the sinners, new and old, the bar will be lit up with activity and absolutely bustling with guests and demons alike. Food and drinks will be readily available and provided by hotel staff (although they might not always know what humans eat. What do you mean, you don't like fried kitten?), music will be blaring, and overall, there will be an energy to the atmosphere that's absolutely contagious. Even if you aren't typically inclined to linger at these sorts of events, there will be a certain pull to stay and have a bit of fun.

You may not get much of a chance to have that in hell after all. So one drink won't hurt, right? Nor will one more after that.

There will also be every sort of party drug available that might tickle your fancy. There's no harm in experimenting, is there? You're already in hell and the staff is handing it out and so helpfully showing you how to use it, or recommending a type that would suit what you want.

You've presumably done your atonement for the day, yes? So cut back a bit, let loose. Hell might be pain and torment, but it's also a nonstop party in the bar.

There's even a brand new stage and a karaoke machine for those feeling brave!

Ask the staff demons very nicely and you may even get less scrupulous drugs as well. Things that will convince your fellow damned souls to tell only the truth for a fun prank, or perhaps even potions that will make someone so enamored with you, they won't take their eyes, or hands, off you. How dare they give you the cold shoulder earlier, right? You've got them now.

There are also tables set up for all sorts of gambling and various bar games to entertain yourself with. Since currency as most are familiar with it doesn't quite exist down here, most of the demons seem to be accepting bits of your soul, if you're in a gambling mood. You may also get pulled into a fun game of strip poker against one of your fellow guests for a few succubi that are having a night out.

Relax and enjoy your night. Coming here and facing your sins is the hard part, so surely you deserve to have a little fun, right?



Prompt II
Warnings: sex, aphrodisiacs, potential dubcon/noncon, potential kinks.

The club within Penance has always offered many options for debauchery, but now it seems they're stepping things up a bit. There are themed rooms for sex machines (the same that were present at the carnival) that can be controlled by a demon or a partner. If asked, they'll gladly set you up on stage to put on a performance for the entire club.

They won't side eye you for any other kink you ask for either, however depraved it is.

But the succubi are handing out potions again, that can be taken willingly or not. The purpose of them is to strip away all of your inhibitions... or in certain cases, your mind as well as your will. It will leave those who take the potion as a perfect little pet or slave for someone.

It doesn't matter if you're generally strong-willed or not interested in submitting. You'll find yourself wanting to please someone until it's the most important thing on your mind. Maybe until it's the only thing on your mind. It doesn't even matter if you generally hate or adore the person you've attached yourself to, you'll find yourself sinking down on your knees anyway.

This is the perfect time to play out all those daddy kinks, domination and submission scenes, or perhaps a bit of pet play. It doesn't matter what theme of the game you choose, you're suddenly all for it no matter what.

Because you just want to make someone happy, even if what makes them happy is hurting you as much as pampering.

MISC.
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styxtoshadows: (chair)

[personal profile] styxtoshadows 2019-07-26 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I guess.

[He shrugs.]

That would make you one of two people who figured out how to train goblins. My, ah, "brothers" have half a brain between the lot of them.
deaddrop: (Default)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2019-07-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I could try, but we don't know for sure that they have any information to start with.

[It is a new factor, though.]
hypoxic: (that the whole world's in danger)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2019-07-26 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Might not be our business one way or the other.

[Something sparks, and the work draws his attention once more.]
oldtonew: (004)

[personal profile] oldtonew 2019-07-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
....I see.

[ Kettara genuinely isn't sure how to respond to that. The goblins she knows are, if anything a touch too clever for their own good. Fierce warriors, to be sure, but also prone to setting themselves on fire. ]

The goblins I fought with were honorable warriors. They made good beer, too.

[ She tips her head to the side. ]

Do you have a name?
styxtoshadows: (uh...  5)

[personal profile] styxtoshadows 2019-07-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Beer? Ugh. This is that stupid thing where people are from different realities. In my world I'm the only goblin even able to speak. Never tried making beer but I'm sure I could. The name's Styx.

[He nods.]

What do you say we pry open some of these boxes?
deaddrop: (helvidia scabricula)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2019-07-26 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
If whatever is doing it is cutting off our electricity and leading us coming down here to fix it, it's our business.

[At least, as it impacts them.]

Even if it's not about us, we're in the middle.
oldtonew: (003)

[personal profile] oldtonew 2019-07-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Styx.

[ Different realities. Yep. That's certainly a thing that's happening.

Kettara nods, putting her weapons away and cracking her knuckles. She can definitely search some crates! ]


That would be wise. Why do you think there are so many humans, if we come from different -- realities? There should be others. Orcs, goblins, even tauren. But there are so many humans....
hypoxic: (everyone is suffering)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2019-07-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not fond of making these concessions.

[Working for the devil, trudging down into the filth of the building's underside... He lets out a huff of air.]

This is the best I can do with what I've got right now. If we want it to hold permanently, I'll have to come back down with something to build a sturdier casing.
styxtoshadows: (smile  12)

[personal profile] styxtoshadows 2019-07-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Styx is already prying open a metal box that seems promising.]

Everyone says this hell is place of punishment for humans. You can't believe all the stories about this place, but it seems pretty accurate. Not that...urgh...his majesty the guy in charge is admitting his mistake. No not him. There!

[He draws out something egg-shaped, flat on one side and pastel blue. There's a chain coming out of the top and the whole box seems to be full of them. He cautiously presses one of the buttons on the front.]

Huh...
oldtonew: (005)

[personal profile] oldtonew 2019-07-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Then having us here is punishment for them as well.

[ That's...ironic, she supposes.

Kettara leans in for a better look. ]


What is it?
bravejemma: (weird look)

[personal profile] bravejemma 2019-07-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, they are doing well. And if the weight of his body against hers is any indication, he thinks so, too.

His shirt is in the way -- so is hers, come to think of it. No sooner does she get rid of his than she does her best to slip out of hers. It sticks to her skin, damp with her sweat, and she throws it away. There might be whistling, she doesn't know.

The only thing she does know is her skin on his, a hand on his head to keep him close, and trying to tilt her hips to his to relieve the tension coiling there.]
styxtoshadows: (Default)

[personal profile] styxtoshadows 2019-07-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'd certainly like to think so.

[He lets the thing spin on its keychain then pokes at the buttons. A pixel creature appears on the screen.]

This looks kinda useless.
oldtonew: (004)

[personal profile] oldtonew 2019-07-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kettara huffs, grinning a little. That's a comforting thought. She dislikes this place intensely, not the least because she doesn't understand it. But if her presence means some humans are being inconvenienced, well, she can appreciate that. ]

Perhaps. But I've seen similar devices for communication. Perhaps it has some hidden use?

[ She pokes through the box, inhaling deeply and then sneezing. Dust, dust everywhere. She comes up with a suspicious looking necklace with a large ruby centerpiece. ]

I don't understand. If these things are valuable, why leave them out like this? And if they are not, then why keep them at all?
followhim: (I'M NOT STUPID)

reach up high ii

[personal profile] followhim 2019-07-26 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ she doesn't offer him a drink — he just overhears her trying to string somebody else along.

the voice makes him stop, like a punch to his gut. a chill comes over him. it's not. it can't be.

of all the people here in hell, this is the single person who's crossed paths with him again. her.

she would be here, he realizes. she deserves this more than him (even though he knows that he definitely Deserves this — no thanks to camille.)

he zooms in to come between her and the other person, who gets spooked enough to get out of the way. ]


You — when did you get here?
followhim: (the only payoff for having any faith)

stand your ground i-a

[personal profile] followhim 2019-07-26 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ being a usually proactive person, poe also decides to make his way down into the basement to Fix things. the dark and cold don't bother him, and he's still trying his best to work off those sins. (and maybe he needs a distraction from... his own mind.)

he hears the rummaging before he realizes that it's jess going through the boxes. and once he approaches the scene and realizes it's her, he breaks out in a grin. there's so little joy in his life and here's his only friend, okay. ]


You find anything good?
deaddrop: (Default)

[personal profile] deaddrop 2019-07-26 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I can see that. [She points toward his gear with her chin.] If you're ready to go?

We can make another run down here later with back up.
jelliclerats: (📖15)

[personal profile] jelliclerats 2019-07-26 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you're going to trust the food here? You'll probably end up linked to Hell or married to Hades.

[ It's a literary trope, and Nezumi knows the difference between books and reality, but he's messing with Styx. ]

If that's your intention, be sure to dress cute for your husband.
theonewiththewand: (sun and moon)

Draco Malfoy | Harry Potter | OTA

[personal profile] theonewiththewand 2019-07-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Stand Your Ground
When the marathon horror of the maze finally concludes Draco is quite deeply exhausted and still a bit sore, no matter how many healing spells he's used. Likely it shows outwardly as well, in his scowl if nothing else. Though he has been keeping his hair properly trimmed now, so in the event of any surprise hair pageants he'll be more than prepared. He's earned a few more scars recently as well, some hell-related, others more sword-related.

And of course the rain is back, so he can't even go flying. It soon becomes apparent however that the returning storms are more than merely a slight inconvenience, when the hotel goes dark.

Prompt I - Lobby
As cold as it is he won't want to linger long in the lobby, preferring to avoid becoming too crowded in. He makes due with some helpful warming charms, and if you happen on him in a chillier, less occupied corner, he may offer to share a spell or two.

Prompt I - Basement - Warnings: blood, horror, language, etc.
Once the demons start herding people into the basement, Draco is suddenly much more interested in staying in the lobby, but he doesn't really get a choice. He tosses out the flashlight they give him immediately, and opts for a more reliable lumos spell.

Still, it smells, and it's dark, and the ceiling is pissing blood, and he hates it.

A ⚜ He will get horribly lost. At some point he will be standing at a cross section of corridor, up to his knees in blood. "This is hopeless. Do you even understand what we're meant to be looking for?"

B ⚜ When he stumbles on an expanse of boxes, Draco forgets about the mission entirely. Initially he only finds a strange mix of clothing, so he might be found looking mildly scandalized by some unfamiliar garment. "What... is it?"

C ⚜ Eventually, he turns up a couple of black candles and a deck of tarot cards. He doesn't think they'll be particularly useful, but... "I wonder what else they're hiding down here."

D[ Basement wildcard! ]

Prompt II - Coal Tars
He might be spotted wandering through the library or the hotel, a tiny coal tar at his heels, trying and mostly failing to consistently keep up with him.

Follow Me Down

Prompt I - Bar - Warnings: Drinking, possible drug use, language, etc.
A ⚜ Occasionally Draco will be having a drink at the bar, or potentially in a booth toward the back. He might look a bit sulky, he may or may not be in the mood to talk, but you're welcome to try your luck.

B ⚜ On certain nights, when he's perhaps had something more intoxicating, he may be found dancing, or watching the karaoke with extreme confusion.

Prompt II - Club
[ Might be open to something here, if anyone has a Plan pm me or [plurk.com profile] rainstormsea. ]

Wildcard
[ Same deal as above. ]
Edited 2019-07-26 07:26 (UTC)
universal_charm: (planning)

reach up high

[personal profile] universal_charm 2019-07-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Show me yours and I'll show you mine?"

At least he was locked in a strange, dark room with knives and basically his soul laid out against his will with someone he kind of knew and was pretty sure wasn't a complete jackass. The guy had won him a stuffed toy after all, and he had a nice smile. He remembered that about Frank. That and his laugh and the fact he had a chest you wanted to snuggle into - or motorboat. Both?

Like Frank, though, he had made no move for the knives.
Edited 2019-07-26 03:52 (UTC)
conjobs: (268)

[personal profile] conjobs 2019-07-26 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
As soon as John gets to the boxes he's already tiptoeing for that extra little bit of height, opening the lids and rifling through them, trying to see if there's anything of value he can take even though he can hardly see shit with the poor ambient lighting.

"Why? Looking for knickers to sniff?" he teases, snickering and clearing his throat as he brings the box down and snaps his fingers at Billy to bring some light over.

"Think these can be useful." Some kitschy stuff like bones and dreamcatchers and incense sticks, the kind of baubles they sell in those new age shops like gemstones that you charge auras in or some such shite, but in amongst the knick-knacks he's sure he can find something useful.
hypoxic: (in order to live)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2019-07-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods, packing away his supplies as well as some of the damaged materials, in case they're asked to justify theories.]

I reckon we've got a good day and a half before it gives out again. It'll buy us time as long as it isn't vandalized again.
noassgardian: (Default)

[personal profile] noassgardian 2019-07-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Ew. That seems like it'd be more your thing." But he is helping himself to a couple pieces of clothes. Just no underwear, thank you. He's content poking through his own box for a bit-- at least until he sees the stuff John's digging through, and then he's switching his attention to that rather quick.

"Oh, hey, cool." None of it's probably really that useful, not instant escape useful at least, but Billy's snooping as much as he can anyway.

"Hey, there you go. Alligator's claw, John." He reaches in to pluck it up and bring it closer to inspect a bit.

"It's supposed to be way luckier than a rabbit's foot, you know. Especially for money matters, gambling... Maybe you should keep it on you. Even if it's probably just wishful thinking." But they kind of all need all the luck they can get, right?
hypoxic: (while flowers are blooming?)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2019-07-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[The whistling must mean they're doing well. They're doing more than pleasing each other; they're drawing an audience. They're pleasing so many people right now.

He begins to grind his crotch into her lap, though he's hesitant to release her long enough to finish stripping.]
noassgardian: (w | magic)

[personal profile] noassgardian 2019-07-26 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, point. [Maybe. They were kind of adorable in a hellish sort of way.

But right now, he takes a step back and motions with his arm for Fitz to move back.]


Get behind me? If they're strong enough to do anything, I can still cast a shield between us and them.

[And he'd rather make sure they're protected first and foremost. Once Fitz seems a good distance though, he's stepping forward to focus a bit of magic.]

Iwantthesechainstobreak...

[The chant seems fairly effective at least -- the chains on one of the demons seem to crumble away... and yeah, as he expected, it looks like it's on the move as soon as it can be -- though more skittering towards the exit than them.]
noassgardian: (b | suspicious)

[personal profile] noassgardian 2019-07-26 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[A better look has Billy pausing and studying him closer -- though probably not for the reason the other thinks. It's just... you know, before he ended up bouncing all over the place, he lived on the hero wikipedia.]

... Hey, were you part of the X-Men?

[Just saying. He kind of looks like it.]

And I can get a second, but it's totally the thought that counts.