[ Nezumi doesn't consider himself small by any stretch of the imagination, but he knows there are bigger men who underestimate him. It's usually their mistake. ]

Your idea of a party fits your list, but don't try anything here.

[ With ease, he hikes his leg onto the desk and keeps his balance just fine. In truth, Nezumi wouldn't survive in some of the more powerful worlds, but he gets by well in his more normal world. ]

There's no qualifier that says it has to scar, so don't go that deep. I don't know how it's meant to shame us when everybody here is meant to be a sinner, but I'd hate to ruin my leg with an ugly scar.