"Oh, John... never look up Japanese porn on the internet." If he ever even gets on the internet. For a guy who's really not that old, he sure doesn't seem to care about technology all that much.

"Yeah, sure. Let's try this way, I guess." It looked as good as any other at least.

"I can't believe they're making us do their job for them again. I guess we should be glad there's not one behind us with a whip again."