Probably too late for that. If he's seen anything though he's probably more partial to schoolgirls and train groping. Besides, the internet doesn't have the kind of information he needs to do his job, there's no real reason to be on it. All he's going to get is people trying to reach him to ask for favours or get him to pay back money he owes.

"Maybe we were guests the first night, but it's hell. There's not even supposed to be a hotel in hell." As if he's some kind of expert on the subject matter. You'd think he would be considering how many times countless people have told him to go to hell. Do you think they were expecting a hotel smack bang in the middle of it? Of course not.

"Besides, you lot just want your wifi and your Fortnights. Demons aren't hospitality staff and hoteliers. They don't need this back up and running as much as you do."