"Last time I was in Hell, it was for a few days, and it was with my dad." Yeah, there's finger quotes there. He's a dad only in the sense that it's where he got his soul from.

"Considering he's the lord of that part of Hell, I can't say it was too uncomfortable as long as I played along. Playing along was the crappy part... but no, there wasn't a hotel there either. Just more hellscape, more torture..."

He makes a face. "Fortnights? That's not even..." how you say it, but you know what. Nope. Once they get the lights back on, he'll just try to get him to play an actual video game for once.

"Are you saying you don't want the electricity back? Even if you don't want the wifi, it makes things easier."