"Real father of the year, definitely. Should've got him a mug."

And they could all live without it, it's true. Maybe one day they will have to, who knows... but right now? Billy would prefer the convenience.

At least until he hears the chains rattling around. "Oh, come on. I was joking about them keeping stuff tied up down here to eat us..."

If this is some giant hell beast or something...

He gives John a look when he moves forward, reaching out to try to catch his arm. "Hey, watch it--"