[ By some miracle, she suppresses an eye roll before easing up on her pressure. The L is a little crooked now, but no one'll notice. It'll heal into a nice shape, she's sure. She's being much gentler and precise with the U, though, because she's not dumb enough to keep fucking things up on purpose. ]
How close to a thousand years old are you?
[ Most of the jerky vampires she knew were that age or above it. The correlation was clear! ]
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[ By some miracle, she suppresses an eye roll before easing up on her pressure. The L is a little crooked now, but no one'll notice. It'll heal into a nice shape, she's sure. She's being much gentler and precise with the U, though, because she's not dumb enough to keep fucking things up on purpose. ]
How close to a thousand years old are you?
[ Most of the jerky vampires she knew were that age or above it. The correlation was clear! ]