[ The guy is so fussy about the concept of lice it makes Spike laugh. ]

First time for everything. Be sure to keep your towels clean, you can get them from that. Don't worry I can tell you how to get rid of them.

[ Spike knows about a dozen herbal remedies for almost any kind of VD. Some of them even work. ]

I'm going to wave peking duck in your face.

[ A cluster of coal tars skitter back and forth at the end of the hall. Spike starts to creep up on them. ]