"Oh, really?" He gives a thoughtful up at that. Weird shit and magic. "How weird are we talking exactly? We may be both thinking of entirely different kinds of weird here."

He shrugs his shoulders. "I can definitely pull a few fun magic tricks in the bedroom. Bind you down, make everything feel fifty times better than it normally would... make you feel like you're being touched absolutely everywhere you can imagine. Illusions too. I can look however you want, or make myself invisible."

There's a list, and probably not even one that's remotely complete.