Oh, Billy was definitely looking. The young man can't really be to blame for constantly giving in to the blond being a demanding little shite, all things considered. But John's not going to stop anytime soon.

"You'd have to be a stuffy girlfriend to be that level of maintenance," John points out.

"And I haven't been in a serious fling where I haven't killed me other half before the year's up." He's trying to be candid about it but it probably used to hurt him, once. "You'll have to tell me what counts as spoiling."