"That's a high level of maintenance? Dude..." He's about to joke about that's why he doesn't actually have a girlfriend then, but then John has to go on about that. Wow.

"You know we're already in Hell, right? We might not be dead dead, but it's probably just a matter of time for all of us. Besides-- in my world, I'm usually the one bringing the bad luck and death to people. Even my father couldn't kill me and reabsorb me... must be something to do with the whole deity of magic thing I didn't ask for."

That said, he huffs out a laugh. "Not that I think we're actually in a serious fling. But since you asked... spoiling is kinda hard when everything is free in Hell. I'll settle for sex and forcing you to watch movies with me occasionally."