[ He holds up his hands (one says HELLO and one says GOODBYE tattooed on his palms) as if to show he's not a threat. He can't really blame her for her reaction; this place can make you tense. ]

Hey, it's okay. I don't know most of 'em either. I can show you how to use it if you want. They all kind of suck, but it gives you a sense that you have control over something for a minute. Wanna see?