"No, there are humans. They think they own the place." He starts holding up fingers, counting.
"There are elves and dwarves. They keep to themselves and they're kind of assholes. Then there are orcs.They're stupid and noble and have really hard heads. I know one who kept insisting on doing everything the hard way, got so upset about pretending to be my bodyguard."
It was a short count. Also Styx is smiling, just a bit.
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"There are elves and dwarves. They keep to themselves and they're kind of assholes. Then there are orcs.They're stupid and noble and have really hard heads. I know one who kept insisting on doing everything the hard way, got so upset about pretending to be my bodyguard."
It was a short count. Also Styx is smiling, just a bit.