[Peter can't help but chuckle, just. That whole first meeting with Tony had been probably one of the weirdest days of his life. He refrains from taking another sandwich just yet. Let him finish this one first and maybe he'll see how hungry he is after.]

Nah, I don't mind. It's uh... Okay, so, the spider thing happened first. I got bit by this spider, I got some crazy powers. Once I stopped panicking about them I figured 'hey, I can really help people with this', right? So I did. I-- god, I made this really crappy costume out of like, a sweatsuit, and I invented this web stuff and built some goggles because my eyes were all jacked up from the spider thing, and I just started helpin' people, y'know? Eventually people started recording it and putting me on Youtube, and I guess that's where Tony first saw me? Don't ask me how, but he found out who I was and where I lived, and uh, he decided to come recruit me to come help kick your ass. I stole your shield, it was awesome.

[He's going to be riding that high until the day he dies. Again. GOD it was cool.]