[Peter is actually terrible at lying, it's a wonder he was able to keep his identity a secret at all.
He gives Steve kind of an odd look. "Ass" is barely a swear word, okay, GOSH.]
Super strength, a sixth sense, and I can stick to things. Like, walls, ceilings, pretty much anything. Uh, I dunno, man, Tony just told me that you'd gone crazy, I didn't really get many details. I figured he wanted my help because I have all these crazy powers, I said yes because it... sounded cool? I dunno, I guess I was just excited that Iron Man himself had come to me for help, hadn't really thought to ask a lot of questions. Aaaand, I stole your shield with my webs. I mean, it helped that you were distracted. You took it back and I think you smacked me with it?
[SHRUG, he'd gotten hit in the head a lot, man, his memory's a little fuzzy on the details.]
I can't promise that I'm not gonna say "ass" a few times. Just... just sayin'.
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He gives Steve kind of an odd look. "Ass" is barely a swear word, okay, GOSH.]
Super strength, a sixth sense, and I can stick to things. Like, walls, ceilings, pretty much anything. Uh, I dunno, man, Tony just told me that you'd gone crazy, I didn't really get many details. I figured he wanted my help because I have all these crazy powers, I said yes because it... sounded cool? I dunno, I guess I was just excited that Iron Man himself had come to me for help, hadn't really thought to ask a lot of questions. Aaaand, I stole your shield with my webs. I mean, it helped that you were distracted. You took it back and I think you smacked me with it?
[SHRUG, he'd gotten hit in the head a lot, man, his memory's a little fuzzy on the details.]
I can't promise that I'm not gonna say "ass" a few times. Just... just sayin'.