clozapine: (☉ don't screw me)
Lester. ([personal profile] clozapine) wrote in [community profile] penancememes 2019-10-13 11:37 pm (UTC)

two living, breathing, trigger warnings meeting up in hell

After knowing Dee for as long as he had back in that other place, he felt like he knew enough about her that he could make inbreeding jokes. After all, she definitely ditched him to get murdered by a hot nurse ghost. Which he still hasn't forgiven, by the goddamn way.

"It's why you always come back for more." He smirks a smug as fuck smirk at the backhanded compliment, but maybe he's turning into her and just picking out the good in insults and disregarding anything else. "You're lucky your sister-mom and uncle-dad put some nice genes together to make you attractive enough to tolerate the garbage that comes out of your mouth."

In the midst of his insult spree, and he was just getting started, he's interrupted again by headaches and is forced to listen and, fuck, maybe even share more.

"Nah, my mother probably wouldn't fuck anyone unless she got drugs out of it."

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