[ NO!! The last thing Angel needs is to remember anything about any bandit erotica she may or may not have downloaded off the ECHOnet right now because this is super not happening! No! No. No. ]
[ Even though that smile IS kind of weirdly compelling and no no no not happening no. ]
Look, I never said - not knowing your name isn't the only reason it's ridiculous to just expect us to--!
[ H U F F. Bandits. Obviously there are other reasons! Like.
Well, like -
Huh.
Well, okay, the biggest reasons she's made it to her twenties without Doing The Do - Handsome Dad and the bunker - don't really apply any more. At all. Banging a bandit the first thing after escaping those would be pretty cool, actually, right? Like, just. Imagine Jack's stupid freaking face. Awesome.
But that's no reason to do it! Especially when it'd be her first time and that's kind of intimidating! Plus, like, don't some bandits eat each other after sex? Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty sure that's a thing.
Wait no that. That's spiderants. Easy mistake to make, though. Not that hair bandit Squalo reminds her of a spiderant! What with him being much easier to look at and that hair tho and NO STILL NOT HAPPENING.
TOTALLY NOT.
Even if she's starting up the cutting again and is 100% deliberately carving more firmly and deeply than before, potential boners be damned darned. ]
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[ Even though that smile IS kind of weirdly compelling and no no no not happening no. ]
Look, I never said - not knowing your name isn't the only reason it's ridiculous to just expect us to--!
[ H U F F. Bandits. Obviously there are other reasons! Like.
Well, like -
Huh.
Well, okay, the biggest reasons she's made it to her twenties without Doing The Do - Handsome Dad and the bunker - don't really apply any more. At all. Banging a bandit the first thing after escaping those would be pretty cool, actually, right? Like, just. Imagine Jack's stupid freaking face. Awesome.
But that's no reason to do it! Especially when it'd be her first time and that's kind of intimidating! Plus, like, don't some bandits eat each other after sex? Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty sure that's a thing.
Wait no that. That's spiderants. Easy mistake to make, though. Not that
hair banditSqualo reminds her of a spiderant! What with him being much easier to look at and that hair tho and NO STILL NOT HAPPENING.TOTALLY NOT.
Even if she's starting up the cutting again and is 100% deliberately carving more firmly and deeply than before, potential boners be
damneddarned. ]