Seriously, though, he’s about as jazzed to have found himself in this situation as his trenchcoated buddy, a fact made clear enough by the fact that he, too, had made his own share of attempts at securing a means of escape. Pretty much anything that’d 1) looked remotely helpful and 2) hadn’t been nailed down had been lobbed, shoved, or otherwise put to work in some capacity or other, though the results had been the same across the board.
But mutual failure aside, Wade's gotta admit— dude's latest idea is as good as any other, so sure, he'll roll with that. It takes two, or something.
“Yeah, what he said! Safe word! Brownie Batter Blizzard!” A brief pause. “...No? Really? Uuuuugh,” he drags his hands down his (masked) face, “how is it I always end up getting shafted by people who don’t know the rules? This is not my kink and that is not okay—“
He trails off there and aims a kick at a patch of baseboard that’s giving him attitude. “...Owwie,” he finishes, though whether he’s gone and jammed his own toe or been given the same kind of encouragement the other guy has is anyone’s guess. Hard to tell with, you know, all the red.
3!
Seriously, though, he’s about as jazzed to have found himself in this situation as his trenchcoated buddy, a fact made clear enough by the fact that he, too, had made his own share of attempts at securing a means of escape. Pretty much anything that’d 1) looked remotely helpful and 2) hadn’t been nailed down had been lobbed, shoved, or otherwise put to work in some capacity or other, though the results had been the same across the board.
But mutual failure aside, Wade's gotta admit— dude's latest idea is as good as any other, so sure, he'll roll with that. It takes two, or something.
“Yeah, what he said! Safe word! Brownie Batter Blizzard!” A brief pause. “...No? Really? Uuuuugh,” he drags his hands down his (masked) face, “how is it I always end up getting shafted by people who don’t know the rules? This is not my kink and that is not okay—“
He trails off there and aims a kick at a patch of baseboard that’s giving him attitude. “...Owwie,” he finishes, though whether he’s gone and jammed his own toe or been given the same kind of encouragement the other guy has is anyone’s guess. Hard to tell with, you know, all the red.