It's been so long since the demon John played the elevator game that he's forgotten who gets tied up. Brazzers would never lie to them. PornHub always broadcast the truth, right?

"Head. My head, not yours! I said no kicking. Would it hurt for you to have passed on the Twinkies or whatever else you've been eating? You finally meet someone who could stand us and cook?"

The shove or two John's flailing legs get stays just shy of a grope and more push while dodging a cheap black shoe.

Corgis had cute fuzzy bottoms that were a thrill to watch. Hundreds of dog videos couldn't be wrong. Watching himself was more a reminder that it's a damn good thing they have magic and personality because that isn't what most are looking for. Maybe more of a Siamese cat.

"We just have no backside. See anything up there? Anything tries to bite your face off, drop back down. I'll move."