[ Squalo may not be the most friendly looking person, but he definitely doesn't look scary right now either, lugging what appears to be an armful of water balloons. Well, I say "balloons", but they might be like, inflatable gallbladders or whatever is actually possible to acquire in Hell, filled with something. Isn't he a bit old for this kind of shenanigans? ]

[ He looks Lance over, making an educated guess about this display of helpfulness, then grins. ]

As a matter of fact, I do. See that administrative assistant over there? When he walks under the stairs, you're gonna slam him with these from our safe vantage point.

[ He weighs one of the "balloons" in hand and holds it out. ]

[ DOES IT COUNT AS BEING KIND IF AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE UNKIND TO SOMEONE ELSE??? ]

[ LET'S FIND OUT. ]