[ooc: Completely good with Castiel knowing he's a demon. Only note is that he's more demon!Dean than the other demons. He literally is the demon versus the a demon in a meatsuit.]
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This is a situation where you need humour more than ever. You'd go crazy after awhile. Then again, most angels are a little or a lot insane anyway.
[Even before he was a demon, Constantine had a way of pissing off the holy and unholy equally. Now that he had gone darker, picking at the fluff winged ones just happened a lot more.]
[With a much put upon sigh, Constantine's red-tainted dark eyes turn back to the angel. When he speaks, it is as if he were address a small and not very bright child.]
I mean keep your holy light, water, sweat, feathers, semen, blades or anything else that might reek of your aura to yourself. There will be no smiting, 'helping', purifying or anything else that might flitter through your brain as a good idea. You can't exorcise me, so don't try it. Just let me work, and we'll get out of here.
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This is a situation where you need humour more than ever. You'd go crazy after awhile. Then again, most angels are a little or a lot insane anyway.
[Even before he was a demon, Constantine had a way of pissing off the holy and unholy equally. Now that he had gone darker, picking at the fluff winged ones just happened a lot more.]
[With a much put upon sigh, Constantine's red-tainted dark eyes turn back to the angel. When he speaks, it is as if he were address a small and not very bright child.]
I mean keep your holy light, water, sweat, feathers, semen, blades or anything else that might reek of your aura to yourself. There will be no smiting, 'helping', purifying or anything else that might flitter through your brain as a good idea. You can't exorcise me, so don't try it. Just let me work, and we'll get out of here.
[Beat. Pause.]
Probably. Most likely.