[Eventually Steve managed to stop laughing. He straightened slowly, wiping at his cheeks absently where his eyes had watered, since he absolutely had not been crying. He shoved his hair out of his face and slapped Loki on the back, harder than he meant to.]


Steve, Loki. My name is Steve. And really? Does he still fall for you telling him there's snakes and sea serpents and god knows what in wells? Didn't he ever learn?