No kidding? You must have a killer detergent, dude.

[Or, y'know, alchemy. Science really can solve everything.]

Uh... Come to think of it, I'm not really sure? Screw it, I'm willing to test it out. Cut "liar" into me, then I'll do you, and if the door doesn't open we can just cut something else into me.

[There, easy peasy.]